Co-worker CONSTANTLY on the phone!!?

Here's the deal, I share a cube with this girl who has found this PUTZ of a guy who lives in CA through MYSPACE. Well they talk on the cell phone seriously like 5 hours a day. What the hell can they possibly talk about that they already haven't? Does she do ANY work? What does my company pay her for talking to her internet boyfriend all day? I'm stuck here listening to their teenage conversations about pizza, doing it like rabbits and giggling. I'm thinking of stealing her phone, wiping my crack with it and giving it back to her to get some enjoyment out of this. Maybe I should just smack her in her mouth to make her lips swole up and she can't talk anymore. What to do, what to do???

Co-worker CONSTANTLY on the phone!!?

this might seem immature at first glance ( but then again, after seeing what you said about her phone, it might be an upgrade )

find out what annoys her, pen clicking, cutting fingernails, loud gum chewing, kicking the back of a metal desk, etc.

and do it whenever she is on the phone - she might dislike you but it will work.

Co-worker CONSTANTLY on the phone!!?

lol whoa!!! why dont you just tell your supervisor on her

Co-worker CONSTANTLY on the phone!!?

itd be a good idea to tell ur boss or a superior