If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jo

* The destruction of Pompeii in 79AD is the most viewed video at YouTube. The first comment is..."OMG so cool! Volcanos ROCK!"

* Attila the Hun has his own MySpace page. Nobody ever rejects his "invite a friend" emails.

* The soothsayer's "Ides of March" email fails to get Caesar's proper attention as it's inadvertently filtered into his junk folder.

* But at least Caesar's "Et tu Brute?" comment is available as a free ringtone download.

* The domain gladiator.rome sells for the record sum of 1,000,000 denarii.

* The owner of hadriansucks.rome is compelled to hand over both the domain name and selected body parts by an independent domain tribunal chaired by...Emperor Hadrian.

* "Naked Cleopatra" is the top search term on Google.

* Unfortunately, the Queen of Egypt dies an early death after misunderstanding IT's call to embrace an ASP solution.

* Hannibal blogs his way across the Alps with posts like, "Whoops, lost another elephant today."

* But he runs out of money when his PPC budget is plundered by an iberian click scam organized by Publius Cornelius Scipio.

* Tiber.com opens, initially selling scrolls and tablets before expanding to include togas, pottery, and do-it-yourself mosaic kits.

* Websites like handsome-literate-male-british-slave.com pollute the search listings thanks to generous commissions at the slaves.co.rome affiliate program.

* Roman programmers moan about projects outsourced to cheap coders in Mesopotamia.

* The Colosseum is renamed the eBay Colosseum, with free wireless hotspots outside the lark's tongue restaurant.

* The volume of spam collapses when the penalty for not providing a working opt-out mechanism becomes equal billing with the lions at the eBay Colosseum.

* But we still get emails featuring Brunhilda, the lonely Visigoth, and hot deals on cheap peacock livers from Gaul.

* Nobody invents a spam filter good enough for the House of the Vestals.

* Classical geeks wear t-shirts proclaiming, "there's no place like CXXVII.0.0.I" (bonus points if you get that one)

* Finally, Rome burns to the ground while Emperor Nero battles online with Hakkar the Soulflayer in World of Warcraft.

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

and yahoo is invented by Yah Huligansky in Poland..lol

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

ha ha ha funny

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

Ceasar would use Internet Explorer.

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

Hi,i agree even though you have lost me.

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

You're getting reported for telling jokes? On what grounds? There's some miserable warts around!

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

lol and i think whoever is reporting he/she should stop

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

Badda-boom.

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

thumbs up et tu dragonii.

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

Brilliant!

Who ever it is has just gone down all answers to mine with a thumbs down!

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

And a few good citizens misunderstood the term 'to make sure they got a good firewall'...

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

hehehe, good one, and whoever is reporting you better stop, or all your fans will sort it for you

have a star

xxxxxxxxxxxx

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

Yeahhh!!

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

lol

and 127.0.0.1 is localhost/home....my points please :)

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

I'm not the one who is reporting you!!!

Good joke there Jim!!!!

Sorry that you are being reported by someone!!!

Like I have said in the past we all need to laugh everyday!!!

please keep them coming if you like you can email me one a day so I can laugh!!!! Thanks for all the times you have made me laugh!!!!

angel

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

lmao, Brilliant! loved it, more more more.

and I would never report you, I love you jokes and they cheer me up and laughter to my life, I look forward to your jokes

If ancient Rome had the internet (Would whomever it is thats reporting me stop it, these are only jokes)?

Well who ever it was is now giving people thumbs down to anybody who liked your joke!! Come on give me a thumbs down it just means your jealous !!! Good ones Jim !! Keep them coming!! Where's my thumbs down I feel soo left out!! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!